Devious Journal Entry

BASIC...
Name: Just call me oliver or whatever is fine 
Birthday: 1/23/19  
Height:I have no clue whatsoever 


Weight: About 117 pounds
Eye Color: Blue, gray, and green with gold
Hair Color: sandy blonde, hardcore black hair lover tho ;-; 
Race: mayo 
Zodiac Sign: the giant tidal wave 

DO YOU...
Drink?: bleh  
Smoke?: nop 
Use Drugs?: neh 
Cuss?: daily need
Play Any Instruments?: I wanna learn how to play the drums 
Have Any Peircings?: ears, but I wanna get 3 more when im older  
Have Any Tattoos?: I will in the future ( a crow or two ) 
Like To Annoy People?: must do 
Like Life?: jeses, wut do you take me for  
Wear Make-Up?: OH GOD, GET IT AWAYYYYYY FROM ME  
Dye Your Hair?: I REALLYY WANT TO :bademoticon: 
Scream At The top of your lungs for no reason?: I litteraly yell everytime I tALK 
Get Distracted By Shiny Objects? hey, whats that over there? 
Like Pina Coladas?: and doing yoga  
And Getting Caught In The Rain?: and if you like drinking at midnight 

ARE YOU...
Dependable?: Yeah
Trustworthy?: Yeah
Obsessive?: VERY 
Hyper Active?: im all over the place  :bademoticon: 

Happy?: half and half 
Content?: :I
Boring?: if you hate giggles, stupid dad jokes sometimes, and gorey stories then ya 
Violent?: VERY  
Evil?: barely
Hippie-Ish?: im chill, but nah
Shy?: Yeah
Paranoid?:too paranoid
Annoying?: Yes
Social?: little butterfly, then again im a cat in a corner 
Religious?: PFFFTTTTTTTTT. no. 

WHATS YOUR FAVORITE...
TV Show?: Honestly, mlp, steven universe, attack on titans, gravity falls, and american horror story are tied  
Movie?:  evil dead, van helsing, and cabin in the woods 
Band/Singer(s)?: pierce the veil, bring me the horizon, my chemical romance, Lapfox, falling in reverse, and IAMX.  
Song?: sleep walking, i come with knives, king for a day, caught like a fly, and some others. 
Book/Story?:im not a big reader but..., little red riding hood. 
Color(s)?: ( turquiste and blood red ) sorry but this isn't an actual color, but black and white  
Shape?: triangles 
Animal?: cats, crows, and something deadly 
Person(s)?: dad, oma, opa, kee, uuuuuuuhhhhhh. ye  
Smell?: coffee and fresh meat  
Flower?: i don't really like flowers at all, but a black rose 
Subject?: Art, and science 
Board?: Uhh
Musical?: Romio, and juliet because they both die in the end.
Sport?: running, hunting without weapons, basketball, and fighting  
Word?: ASAINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 
Quote?: " All monsters are human. "  
Hobby?: Drawing, stabbing trees, videogames, decoration ideas 
Store?: Hot Topic, yankee candle, gamestop, anddd uhhhhhhhhh  
Season?:  mostly Autumn, but winter  
Time Of Day?: Early morning, night time 

WHATS YOUR...
Worst Fear?: things I cannot see, losing everything  
Life Goal?: nice house, pony plushies, moving to japan, art, voice acting, cartoon job, fursuits and cats.
Greatest Accomplishment?: artist, being the weirdest thing kids at school see 

WHICH ONE...
Pepsi Or Coke?: both, because john dave.   
McDonald's Or Burger King?: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MICKEY D'S YOO  
Converse Or Vans?: CONVERSES TILL DEATH  
Dogs Or Cats?: CATS ARE MY LIFE 
AIM, YIM Or MSN Messenger?: huh?
Chicken Or Fish?: both meats, so I eat  
Black Or White?: black
MTV Or FUSE?: what even  
MP3 player, ipod or CD player?: Ipod
Pants Or Shorts?: PANTS (gotta cover up my hairy legs, if you know what im sayin' *wink wonk*) 

DISCRIBE YOUR PERFECT...
Day: autumn morning, eating pancakes with my pet cat walse watching A HUGE MARATHON OF STEVEN UNIVERSE (new episodes only tho)  
Room: autumn stuff, office, and art place all in one with the best things
Life: I like where I sit 
World: New things, monsters, new areas, new places. NEWWWW 
Romantic Date: ugh, get out of here  

DO YOU BELIEVE IN...
God?: No
Heavan & Hell?: No
Angels & Demons?: demons 
Reincarnation?: YESSS
Yourself?: in believing that ill end up weirder, then yey 
Ghosts?: Yeah I guess
UFOs?: not really...
Big Foot?: No
Lockness Monster?: No
A Thing Called Love?: no  

WOULD YOU EVER...
Kill Someone Else?: uhhhhhhhhhh, yeah?. (there must be a reason behind it) 
Kill Yourself?: Life is too unpredictable to stop the chances of new things happening  
Beg For Money?: nah
Skydive?: no
Bunjee Jump?: no
Make out in the rain?: yes rain, no makin' out   
Run Away From Home?:  not again  
Ride A Motorcycle?: no 
Do Extreme Sports?: nah


MORE ABOUT YOU...
Do You Own A Car?: dude, no. 
Ever Been To Jail?: No
Ever Gotten Kicked out?: yeah?... 
Do You Have A Job?: kinda  
Do You Like Taking Surveys Like This?: kinda

THATS ALL FOLKS...
Are You Lonely?: Sort of
Are You Sitting In A BeanBag Chair Eatin' Cheetos?: wish
Do You Feel The Urge To Send Me A Thousand Dollars?: hell naw
Really?: Yep
Do You Know Where That Comes From?: No
How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Center Of A Tootsie Pop?: None, I just eat the damn thing whole.
Is That Your Final Answer?: yea
Are You Sure?: Yep
Postitive?: eff yey 
Glad That This Is Over?: eeh